Susan Boyle

Sylosis – “No idea who this is..”

Tesseract – “Britain Exploits the Mentally Challenged”

NoMadeSense – “Semi-talented loon who shot to fame because, like, ugly people cant be good at things too, can they?”
The Rotted – “Dunno, just googled her, she won Britains Got Talent and everyone says how great it is for some middle aged, frumpy mare to be living her dream after all these years? I dunno, dont really give a shit, looks like some happy ending to a life of shattered hope, and thats pretty marketable I guess, so Im sure Simon Cowell will do very well out of her.”

Mia Hope – “Good voice but uninterested.”

Bury Tomorrow – “Weird as hell, but what a voice, absolutely stunning. I would love her voice to guest on one of our songs I think it would be unreal.”

The Dirty Youth – “Has a head like a half eaten pasty. She might sell millions of records but I bet she wouldnt sell many posters.”

Malefice – “Fair play to her.700,000 sales in one week for a CD full of covers? If only we all had that luck!”

England qualifying for the World Cup

Sylosis – “I couldnt care less, dont like football.”

Tesseract – “Cant wait to hear the next England World Cup song, Fat Les should do a follow up to Vindaloo.”

NoMadeSense – “Its better when were not in it so I can go to the pub without drunk/violent/emotional closet BNPers ramming a pint glass in my eye socket because we lost. I got bigger fish to fry, and even if that means just looking at porn instead. And them fish is big, yhear?”

The Rotted – “Yeah, cool. Lets see if we can actually get further than the quarter finals for a change!”

Mia Hope – “I was very impressed with how weve progressed under Capello but Im not getting excited until we actually win something.”

Bury Tomorrow – “It cool but lets face it its England. Ill get excited if we make it to the semis (laughs)”

The Dirty Youth – “Were Welsh.”

Malefice – “”We’re gonna win it this year!” “Weve got the right manager to lead us all the way!” Well go out as soon as we play a decent team.”

Ten Years since the first Slipknot record came out

Sylosis – “Slipknots first album rules.”

Tesseract – “It means Im getting old.”

NoMadeSense – “First Slipknot album = amazing, it was actually Wait and Bleed on a CD in Melody Maker that got me into them/heavy music. Stands the test of time where so many albums dont.”

The Rotted – “You know what? 10 years ago, I listened to Death Metal and Black metal, wasnt interested in Slipknot at all, but now that all these kids who grew up on Slipknot are putting out half-assed Deathcore albums, I finally bought my first Slipknot record! I got Iowa cos Id heard it at a friends and thought it was cool. Theyre a heavy band, lots of aggression, good riffs and they helped make Metal as big as it is now, so good on them!”

Mia Hope – “Has it been that long? I still remember sitting in Mooneys room in his parents house listening to that and getting stoned most nights.”

Bury Tomorrow – “Slipknot are one of my favourite bands. Theyve come a long way and I think its amazing such a heavy metal band has become so big and seminal.”

The Dirty Youth – “This album had a massive impact on all of us, they are are probably the best metal band in the world and the live performance is unreal, their songs are brutally crafted and its topped with Colin Richardsons mixing. I guess you could say were fans.”

Malefice – “Great Album. Great Band.”

Swine Flu

Sylosis – “I had some proper nasty illness (poss swine flu) a few months back, it totally sucked so I sympathize to anyone who gets this.”

Tesseract – “I SURVIVED…in fact MOST OF US SURVIVED…the media went overboard and we swallowed it.”

NoMadeSense – “I spent one particularly hungover sunday getting a bit ooooh shit about it, but I get the feeling the whole thing may have been exaggerated a bit. TSK.”

The Rotted – “More scaremongering bollocks from the powers that be. I got Swine Flu, it made me feel totally shit, I couldnt get out of bed, but I got through it fine. The only difference between it and common flu is that it doesnt just kill the elderly. Its just another way theyve tried to create mass-panic.”

Mia Hope – “My brother got the swine aids but other than that it mainly passed me by. At the end of the day it was just another form of flu so I didnt waste my time panicking and locking myself away for months.”

Bury Tomorrow – “I think we were one of the only bands out there that werent affected by it, it seems sometimes. I do think its amazing that a flu can bring an entire world to its knees though.”

The Dirty Youth – “The band have all experienced the wonders of Swine Flu.”

Malefice – “Built up to be a plague like disease through the press, yet apparently more people die from normal flu each year compared to the death toll it has so far built up…………….I’m going to catch it now aren’t I?”

MPs Expense Scandal

Sylosis – “Naughty buggers..”

Tesseract – “200 years too late really. Maybe it highlighted the exploitation of power that happens sometimes. But again the media lynching is shocking. Basically dont believe what you read, research yourself and conclude.”

NoMadeSense – “Sam was mortified at this. Ask him.”

The Rotted – “Fucking drives me nuts!!!! I heard theyre going to bring in some new tax where Ill have to pay for the fact that I have a sea view. Its some tax on “luxuries”. So theyre going to basically charge me for the gift of sight! Id rather put both my fucking eyes out than pay money I can be spending on myself to a bunch of arrogant cunts who are gonna abuse it and spend it on 2nd homes and golfing holidays. Fuck them!!!!! This is why I want nothing to do with society in general!”

Mia Hope – “It just goes to show that a lot of them are massive pr!cks who lack a moral compass!! Now some are complaining about paying them back as they claimed them under the old rules but they are kind of missing the point in short ghastly c*nts.”

Bury Tomorrow – “There is always some scandal that surrounds politics distracting us from the real issues that need sorting, this was just another in a long list of aversion situations in the UK government.”

The Dirty Youth – “Dont really have an opinion. But the guy claiming for a moat was fucking hilarious!”

Malefice – “Its fucking outrageous, but lets be honest, if we had the ability to put through something like a swimming pool under expenses we all bloody would!”);